(Aug. 13, 2025) – This Message Will Self-Destruct in Five Seconds…
Your next assignment has been authorized. You have been cleared to infiltrate the KHA Convention Party, a top-secret mission commencing at 18:30 hours (6:30 p.m.) on Thursday, Sept. 4.
Your objectives:
- Decode a night of mystery, intrigue and high-stakes spy games
- Conquer challenges that test your mental agility and physical finesse
- Enjoy classified food, drinks and prizes worthy of a double agent
Thanks to our hospitality agents, including the legendary APS, this operation is fully funded. Translation: entry is free.
Access Protocol: Upon arrival, report to the check-in desk and whisper the password: "Operation KHA." You'll receive your official agent wristband and mission dossier.
Suit up. Stay sharp. Remember, trust no one … except the bartender.
We will see you in the shadows.
--Hayley Finch Genschorck